Tuesday, July 24, 2012

My short-term missionary goes home


Hey everyone!
Verbatim:
Me: I wasn't 100 percent sure, but I think that she was a girl, her face looked girlish.
Elder Zhuo: Oh, you could tell by her chest.
Me: WE CAN'T LOOK AT THAT!
Elder Zhuo: Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm a missionary now.
 
Elder Kaluhiokalani: (in chinese) I am going to beat your pants
Me: I think you mean "butt"
 
Oh, I'm sorry, was that the Holy Ghost leaving me? It's probably because IMMA KILL YOU!--Elder Kaluhiokalani
 
Guy: I'm an English Leach
Me: A leach?
Guy: Yeah, like this (grabs the skin of my arm and makes a loud sucking noise).
Me: Oh.........you could still meet with us though.
Guy: (drives off)
Me:................
 
 
Well sorry this week didn't have that much happen because I am actually only reporting on a half of a week here. We got killed this week and most of the week we were outside just going and finding. Elder Zhuo was a really great guy and was working really hard even though he doesn't have much experience. He was really brave. It was great to see him break out of his shell and go and contact people by himself and just have a good time doing the work.
 
This week I was going and contacting and after five hours of contacting straight and not having anyone set up with me at all and getting few phone numbers I was waiting at a light to go and grab a bite to eat. I was pulling up and then I just started talking to the guy next to me and he responded in english. There were few seconds left on the light so I asked him to go to the side and he did. We started talking about the gospel and he was willing to learn more and learn  little bit right there with me. His name is Tony and he seemed really intent on learning the gospel because when I was leaving, he reminded me of our meeting time and said that he'll call me to make sure that I can still make it. It was a really tender blessing of the Lord to finally let us have a great new investigator after a trying afternoon without success. Heavenly Father will push us and try us, but in the end He will always make sure that we have what we need to be happy and successful.

Love,
Elder Siebert

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Drinks...veritable weapons of war


Hey everyone!
Verbatim:
Yeah, all of my friends will be married when I get back too...except for one...then I'll get home..and then she'll be married too. Hahaha.--Elder Kaluhiokalani on friends before the mission
 
I wouldn't want to shave my arms because when I shave, my hair growth goes crazy. My arms are the one body part that hasn't gone wildebeest.--Elder Kaluhiokalani on shaving off body hair (I will be happy to tell all of you that I have convinced him to shave his armpits. I have had amazing success with that lately. I got him, Elder Weng (actually american) and Elder Sabey to do it. I am rockin' the new trend! It's so much more hygenic!)
 
You just haven't tried dark meat....You don't know what you are missing until you have tried dark meat, once you have, you realize how dry and tasteless white meat is. That's how my friend explained this to me.--Elder Kaluhiokalani on looking through my pictures and realizing that all the girls I knew before were white. He doesn't like white people that much.
 
Let's get weapons of war *wink wink*.--me right before we got drinks for war
 
Well this week was an awesome week because I have a short term missionary with our companionship right now. He's a great kid and he's having a blast with us, though I think that he's exhausted out of his mind. Last night we had the awesomest war in the world! We went and got drinks with the big black tapioca balls in them and then we drank the drinks, strained out all the tapioca and had an all out war in our apartment! We put all our papers and everything away and were going in and out of rooms, ducking behind furniture and just blasting each other silly with the little tapioca things. It was the funnest 10 minutes ever! We were all covered in tapioca balls and so was the apartment! We spent a long time getting them off everything and then mopping the floor and wiping everything off, but it was totally worth it. It was the funniest thing, we were all screaming and yelling and shooting each other. I think that we'll likely all remember it for the rest of our lives. haha.
 
This week was also a week of hard work. We met with an awesome family this week, A Sister Chen2 and her little boy who is eleven. They both came to church this week too and the ward was so excited to see them. The bishop was talking about it to everyone afterwards and the whole ward it seemed, went up and talked to them, got to know them and invited them to come back. It was a great miracle to see this ward so excited and in the game.
 
I had a really cool miracle as I was going down the street this last week as well. I was headed to an appointment and I still had a little time and I saw a guy walking on the other side of the street. I just had a strong feeling to talk to him. I went to the other side of the street and started talking. For some strange reason, I had a feeling to ask if he'd just been to the bookstore because he was holding what looked like a book in his hand. He said yes and that it was a religious book. I then asked what religion he had and he told me that he had just started going to church not too long ago. It was really cool. I started talking about the restoration and he was immediately interested to hear more. we went over in the shade and I had some time to share the whole message of the restoration with him. It was super cool. I was blown away at how prepared he was. I am also grateful that the spirit told me to talk to him, otherwise I would have missed the great opportunity to share the gospel with him and have my own testimony strengthened as well.
 
I just know that the spirit will inspire us to do all the things that God wants us to do, He will also tell us all things. We were teaching a former investigator this week and as we were talking about the BOM I could tell something was bothering him about it. I prayed and then it came to me by the spirit--He thought that the BOM replaces the bible. I quickly told him right then that the BOM doesn't replace the bible but supports it. He instantly softened. It was a great miracle. The next time we met, he brought up a question about the sabbath on sunday because he's seventh day adventist and I shared some scriptures but then the discernment came that his real question was if there really is revelation at this time or not. I asked him and he looked surprised and responded that yes, that was his problem. We testified of the BOM and Joseph Smith and he committed to pray about both and also to baptism. It was a great series of miracles. As long as what we do doesn't drive the spirit away and we are willing to slow down and listen to Him, I testify that He will lead us to do all things that are good for us and those we love and serve.
 
I know that this gospel is true and I love you all. Thanks for all your support, love and prayers!
Elder Siebert

Monday, July 9, 2012

Super Hot! Of course I mean me....oops....the weather.


Hey everyone!
This week was a really, really hot scorcher. I was soaked through and through in sweat a lot. I will drink something like 6 liters of water in a day. Pretty nuts. i am always drinking and always thirsty.
 
Verbatim:
Get Jock Itch! Get Jock Itch! Take off my pants!--Elder Visser as Elder Kaluhiokalani tried to pin him for fun. Elder Visser then started yelling this and Elder "K" cleared out really fast.
 
Me: I hate my life!
E.K. good, that saves me the trouble of hating it too.
 
I love your positive attitude. And your cleavage.--Elder K during companionship inventory
 
Me: I almost felt better about myself for a second.
Elder K. : "Oh...........don't"
 
Me: Can we come and share with you?
Lady: I'm not wearing a bra....so it might not be very convenient.
Me: Oh! Yeah, not convenient right now.
Lady: It's because it's really hot today.
Me: I'm going to go....I'll leave our number.
 
Elder Sabey: Elder Siebert, some girl wants to talk to you!
Me: What?!? It's six in the morning!
Elder Sabey: I'm kidding, it's Sister Muhlstein
 
I'm going to rewrite a song for you, I am going to make the "real slim shady" into the "real slim Sabey".--me on exchanges. I don't actually remember the words to that song. It's an evil evil song.
 
No, she left for good. She decided that if there wasn't a good looking guy coming all the time that she would do funner things with her vacation--sushi store boss on the helper girl
 
Well this week was really awesome. We made some amazing smoothies over at Elder Visser and Weng's place, played games and did the work. We are working with a family that is getting so close to being baptized! We are trying so hard to help the son get an answer and it's going realy well. We are hoping that in a couple weeks he'll be able to do it and are praying for all the inspiration that we can right now. We also have a really good young man who is doing awesome and the bishop is so interested in so he's progressing super well. It's been a week of miracles, but time's up!
Love,
Elder Siebert

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Sushi, Verbatim


Hey everyone!
Food: Three seafood sushi roll: this was a wonderful, amazing, beautiful creation by my friend, the boss of the sushi roll store. I asked him this week if he could just randomly make a roll for me and then I would eat it. He did. I have continued this same pattern for most of the week and the results are brilliant. I am very happy to annouce that this one was probably the best of them all though. It had japanese style fried shrimp, qi2yu2song1 (there's no word for that in english) and also tuna in it. He added pineapple and a sweet and spicy thai sauce on it. Super good. I give it 5 seaweeded seafoods out of 5.
 
Verbatim:
I've come to not expect cheese. Elder Rayburn on the lack of real cheese here.
 
Sister Liao: This is my son
Elder Lin: Ewww....--on sister Liao while pointing to a picture of her cat
 
Burn it. ON HER. --Elder Kaluhiokanali when I pointed out a particularly interesting fashion trend.
 
I just can't stand screaming babies. It makes me want to punch a baby in the face--Elder Kaluhiokalani on screaming babies.
 
Boss: Look, She's crying that you're leaving.
Me: No, she's cutting onions
Boss: Oh, it could be that too.--Boss on his new worker who is love with us.
 
Boss: Elder Kaluhiokalani, you're has all three of our love in it.
Me: Why didn't mine?
Boss: She wouldn't let us help. She put in enough love to make up for us.
Me: (groan in pain)
Elder Kaluhiokalani: AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!--on the sushi roll that the new girl made
 
Well my time suddenly just appeared to be almost up so know that this week was good and there were a lot of miracles that happened but that I just don't have time to list them all for you because my time got gypped. 
Love you all,
Elder Siebert