I love drunk people

Hey everyone!

This week brought possibly one the craziest guys that I have ever met here. He was drunk out of his mind and came up to me while I was writing something down on the street and put his arm around me proclaiming, "Jesus loves me!" I told him that He does indeed love him. "Jesus loves you too!" I nodded in agreement. He actually seemed pretty interested in our church but kept insisting that I use english to talk to him because he said, " I know the whole CIA thing and I have amazing listening ability, I can understand everything that you say. Speak English." He couldn't really understand that much of what I said. I kept talking to him and he told me, "My kungfu is amazing. I studied with a Shaolin Priest, I'm pretty much amazing, nobody can beat me." He later told me on a completely unrelated tangent that "Man, if I didn't like Obama, forget the secret service, my kungfu is so good, he'd be over in 2 seconds. No problem. But hey, I love America and I love the Chinese countries. And Jesus. Jesus loves me. And you." At this point I was just trying to move on and all the sudden he spreads his arms out and says, "When I fly, when I'm in the air flying an airplane, Man, I am CRAZY!" I nearly busted out right then. It was possibly the funniest contact ever. I can't describe in proper glory, but think about how sick this was. Hee hee.

 

Food: There is nothing new on the food to report.

 

Verbatim: Mostly taken up by the guy up above

 

Rat Killer:

I found out that I am a rat killer. I put the trap for the mouse outside on our balcony and I guess it was still baited and open and I found out the other day that because of the trap being baited and whatnot, a rat had actually gotten into without me knowing and it has now died and is decomposing inside the little cage trap. Pretty nasty. I felt bad even though it is vermin.

 

This week I had a cool miracle happen. We set up with this lady at her house and as we went over I had a feeling that I needed to talk to this kid that was on the otherside of the street. I wheeled around and talked to him and he turns out to be super interested in the gospel and wants to come to church and set up to meet with us and then come to church. Later, we found out that the lady wasn't home but on the way down, I found another kid that was just amazing. He has been to church before and understands a lot and his eyes nearly came out of his skull when he found out that we have a prophet right now. He was so excited to learn about it and when I gave him the BOM he was thrilled! He set a baptismal date right there and is willing to come to church with us! It was such a huge miracle to me that even though the other lady wasn't home, the Lord had us set up with her at that time (and honestly her interest was so-so) so that we could contact two of His children that were ready for the gospel. I know that God will make us a powerful tool in His omnipotent hands as long as we will humble and weak enough to let Him use us.

I love you all!
Elder Siebert