Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Fried Guava Flop, Lobster Seaweed Roll, Breaking the Table's Fall

Hey everyone,
This week brings a new food review:
Fried Guava: Really, I thought this would be a great idea. I think that this is one of those things that you think of because you're fasting and think it will be great because all food sounds good. It wasn't. Major flop. I think that it may have been one of the nastiest things that I have made. The guava middle turned into some sort of snot looking thing and oozed out of the batter and the rest of it had really no flavor except for a slightly foul odor of disappointment. 1 grotesquely gelatinous guavas out of 5.

Fried Snickers: still as good as the first time. This time I put it on for my comp. He gives it 5 out of 5 even though he was very dubious at first.

Lobster Seaweed Roll: A little wasabi-ish and little interesting. Kind of like a seafood potato salad put on a rice roll with veggies. Good, but not that good. 2.5 Lobster Letdowns out of 5.

Verbatim:
You're a black hole--me on Elder Chen's appetite. (this was in chinese. Yeah, I learned black hole!)

Pixie.--Me on Elder Chen's love of his hair. Also in Chinese. We both had a good laugh.

*Slap!!!!!!!*
Me: ouch!!!
Elder Chen: Look! (shows me mosquito)
Me: Chuckles, thanks I guess.

Oh! I totally failed!--Elder Chen on jumping up the curb on his bike after I did it.

Oh, Elder Chen, I know what looked so weird to me, you're not wearing a tie!--me on Elder Chen forgetting to tie a tie on before we left and went to church.

He broke the table's fall.--Me on Sister Zhang's kid pulling a folding table onto himself in the middle of our lesson. yup. That killed the spirit, but not the kid.

Me: You probably should drink that!
Sister Wu: EWWW!!
(There was a roach on the mouth piece of her waterbottle)
Later in the week she was ribbing me about something and I saw her waterbottle. I asked "Oh yeah, did you wash that thing?" She stopped ribbing right away. Hee hee.

Next time I'll put fish flakes on it. The flavors misx together so well, I can only use two words to describe it 完美. --The guy at the seaweed roll place that I am now a regular at. Man he sounds just like me!

Do you wanna look at my snot?--Elder Chen on being sick

Well this week I saw a great miracle on the street. I was going along and really praying for Heavenly Father to let me know who was ready to get the gospel and I saw a kid on the other side of the street walking away who I just a had a very clear impression about. The thought came to my mind, "He's walking really slow, by himself, clearly not in a rush and clearly could use a talking to." I waited a while before I could cross the street and talk to him but he was awesome. When I spoke to him the spirit told me what to say and he told me how he has been having a lot of problems recently and needs help from God. It was so cool as he began to trust God and that I was able to be at the right place at the right time for him. It was a great miracle.

I love you all!
Elder Siebert

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